clayton hove’s adtothebone

Peacock Alley King Crab Corn Chowder to go. Prairie potage at its finest, yo.

One of the unwritten perks of working for a North Dakotan ad agency is the random banana bread.

Behold the Hostess Chocwave Shockwave, with metal shavings & glass bits to coincide with the latest Transformers movie. Evil nom?

Exceptional takeout egg rolls from the China Garden in Bismarck, North Dakota.

They taste so good, they must be evil.

Let’s go bobbing for bell peppers!

Schlotzsky’s chicken and pesto pizza.

Schlotzsky’s chipotle chicken pizza.

Tonight’s lazy-ass dinner — sausage ‘n’ kraut.

Sehr gut.

My favorite thing du jour: Biscomerica cappuccino chocolate chip cookies.

The Super Rueben from Arby’s…

“Up, up and oy vey!”

This sandwich is called Steak Bomb, and it is indeed the bomb.

Ruby Tuesday’s Asian glazed salmon with spaghetti squash and white cheddar mashed potatoes.

(Truth be told, it was probably a Caucasian kid in the back doing the glazing.)

Honey habanero & chipotle BBQ Baja Boneless Wings a la Taco John’s — Bueno!