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"Yep." "Yep." "Neigh."

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I think we could do better than “iced coffee”.

Coffreeze?

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Your lariat awaits.

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The American Frozen Food Institute says “Freezing is nature’s pause button.” 

Also, the turtle is nature’s suction cup.

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Some Saturday morning bloodletting.

The things I do for a cookie.

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Sorry, Maybelline. Born with it.

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It’s easy being a life coach. 

"Are you alive?" 

"Yes." 

"Good job! That’ll be five thousand dollars."

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If a thunderstorm is a “storm containing lightning caused by unstable atmospheric conditions”, why don’t we call it a lightning storm?

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A rare sighting of the elusive North Dakota centaur.

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Has anybody talked with Elsa about all those chlorofluorocarbons she’s releasing into the atmosphere?

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Most thought leaders turn out to be thought sinkers.

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♫ No bunny knows the trouble I’ve seen. No bunny knows my sorrow…

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What do beer and bunnies have in common?

Hops.

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I thought Supercross was a contest to see who could get the angriest.

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Buckle up.