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Punch Monday in the face.

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Draw me like one of your French girls.

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"Scientists are hard-pressed to explain this lunar feature that looks remarkably like a large summer camp with dormitories."

Shut up, Syfy

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In their greatest prank yet, the gang tricked Chris into thinking they were at a nudist resort.

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"Could this be proof that NASA is covering up that atomic-powered squids are taping themselves having sex on the moon"?

Shut up, Syfy.

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Syfy’s documentary, “Aliens on the Moon”, also needs a pair of quotes around “documentary”.

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My toes are larger at the tips yet I still can’t climb up walls like a gecko.

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Agent 0020, deep undercover at the North Dakota State Fair for Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

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Flax is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the farts it causes.

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Shear joy — Getting a summer buzzcut must be the sheep equivalent to running through the sprinklers. 

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The next time you trust your gut, make sure it’s not just indigestion.

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Calicoes are the Neapolitan ice cream of the cat world.

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Nothing says “Esquire” quite like “American Ninja Warrior”.

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How ewe doin’?

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Current Bismarck weather from the Authentic Weather app.