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I would buy a Heath/Skor-based breakfast cereal.

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The undisputed most-intense Norwegian Black Metal band of all time is still going strong.

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Ingmar liked big rumpor and he could not lie.

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Somewhere there’s a girl named Nutmeg.

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No helmet is complete without eyebrows.

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Sunday Morning Sentries

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Njord’s seen some shit, man.

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I’m starting to think that Dora’s just phoning it in.

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Home is where the Clay is. Again.

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Woke up in a strange bed.

Are those tentacles?

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The first rule of Accordion Club is: You do not talk about Accordion Club.

The second rule of Accordion Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ACCORDION CLUB.

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SUBJECT LINE: “LAST DAY 10% OFF COUPON!”
[makes purchase using coupon]
Next day…
SUBJECT LINE: “15% OFF COUPON!”

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Ancient wood carving depicting a Viking with corrective eyewear.

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Every inch of me is perfect from the bottom to the top?

(cancels gym membership)