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All those years of playing Tetris has finally paid off!

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Not a single company in the Fortune 500 has a talking raccoon for a CEO. 

This discrimination must end!

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Poor single topping.

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"You’re a fry cook, Harry."

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…and we’re a wee bit too excited about it.

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Everything Pressels

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Stop it, banner ad! I didn’t click on you!

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Advertorials — the worst of both worlds

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"Baby, I’ll be your friend with fringe benefits."

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What if the identity theft prevention companies are the ones stealing all the identities?

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Life is good when the fourth flavor is the worst of the four, yet it’s still delicious.

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I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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Meanwhile, Batman’s dry cleaner starts to become a tad suspicious.

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Somewhere there’s a guy eagerly awaiting his first free webinar.

Sucker.

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There’s cheese and there’s steak, but it’s not quite cheesesteak.