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NetJets is “the official private jet provider of the PGA Tour”.

Does this mean there’s an unofficial one?

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"Sorry."

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— Food Network’s Chopped Canada

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A Taco Del Mar wet mondo pork burrito.

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Never load a crossbow in front of your TV.

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Not quite sure why they felt the need to remake Lawnmower Man.

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Average lifespan for Paleolithic people: 30-34 years.

Average age modern people try out the Paleo diet: 40-44 years.

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Muppet Movie 1979 camera test 

This is sensational, inspirational, celebrational and Muppetational.

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What the hell is that!?

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Mongolian barbecue was developed in Taiwan.

You can’t trust anybody these days.

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Stock Photos — Your ideas are great, but use one of these instead.™

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Are they made from real orangutans?

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"Hey boobity boobity boobity boobity boobity boobity noooo!" (thud)

— Steven Tyler falling out of bed

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"It was all just a big misunderstanding, officer."

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Looks like Spatula City has itself some shopping mall kiosk competition!

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Misty Waters sounds like a Victorian medical condition.

Or an 80s porn star.