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Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch

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♬ Grab your lute & sit a spell.
Sir Clayton isn’t feeling well.
Rumbles, aches, oh things looks grim.
These minstrel cramps are killing him.
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Song used in the American Horror Story: Freak Show trailer.

Source: Spotify
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American Ninja Warrior: USA vs. World…

I’m just gonna go eat a cookie or twelve now.

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Ascot season is almost here!

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Nurse: “Are you sexually active?” 

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Reply options: 

1. “Humpin’ like a bumpkin.”

2. “Stagnant.” 

3. “Does the Internet count?” 

4. “Potentially.”

5. [burst into tears] 

6. “Here!? Now!?”

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Not picking at a scab is like going to a Dairy Queen with your friends and just ordering water.

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The reason Adobe makes it possible to make CMYK JPEGs is because they know I’m going to accidentally do it.

Then they laugh and laugh…

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Bowfinger — The Highway Scene

"Heavenly God!"

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Good Lord! He must’ve grabbed almost everyone’s on the field!

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Cricket won the coin flip so we’re watching her shows tonight.

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Hoping for a Blazing Saddles moment tonight when the Bears and Niners bust into Boardwalk Hall and disrupt the Miss America competition.

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Huh. The belching competition is new. 

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When both my vehicles need new struts, perhaps it’s a sign to get back to the gym.

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Good news: I finally got my convertible running again!

Bad news: There’s a freeze warning tonight.