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Nothing sets the mood for the day quite like the sound of a guy with a hammer and chisel in the out-of-order men’s room.

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The surnames in The Flintstones and The Jetsons has me thinking people today aren’t trying hard enough.

The Ethanols!
The Wirelessteins!

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That was some righteous grass, man!

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How much sun did I get today?   
Rick Perry just tried to get Texas National Guard troops to arrest me.
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve forgotten a name, I’d have a forgotten amount of nickels.

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Welding and beards seem like a bad combination.

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

I need to start doing this.

(via superbator)

Source: princesconsuela
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If you buy a new Ford with an EcoBoost engine, you’ll boost Ford’s economy.

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From a 2009 album still not released in the US. Dug/dig these guys!

Source: Spotify
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Vodka sauce confuses me. How do they squeeze the vodka?

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"Ha ha, you guys. Very funny."

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The commercial for the upcoming tornado movie running during a tornado warning ain’t cool, man.

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The predominant reason I buy bread is so that it can expire before I eat it. Apparently.

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You know your new sitcom is doomed when the network airs back-to-back episodes of it on debut night.

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Seems legit.