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Good Lord! He must’ve grabbed almost everyone’s on the field!

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Cricket won the coin flip so we’re watching her shows tonight.

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Hoping for a Blazing Saddles moment tonight when the Bears and Niners bust into Boardwalk Hall and disrupt the Miss America competition.

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Huh. The belching competition is new. 

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When both my vehicles need new struts, perhaps it’s a sign to get back to the gym.

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Good news: I finally got my convertible running again!

Bad news: There’s a freeze warning tonight.

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My right ankle really wants me to be in an income bracket where I could hire somebody to mow the lawn for me.

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Pillow. Chew toy. Sister.

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Your guitar gently weeps. 

Mine just has a runny nose.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks — You May Be Right

So this happened in ‘79/’80.

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Solar Bliss

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Swatches swere swonce swidely sworn by swomen.

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Mistress of the Sleeping Arts

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My neighbor’s motorcycle sounds more like an industrial sump pump than a motorcycle.

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Churches that project the lyrics to a contemporary hymn you don’t know on a screen but not the music. 

♬ ? ♬ ? Hooooooooosanna? ♬ ? ♬ ?