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Random cat purrs are always suspect.

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Why do we have energy drinks but no energy burgers? Energy fries? Energy ice cream? Energy crêpes suzette?

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If “vineyard” was a colonial euphemism for a lady’s nether region, Martha’s Vineyard just got a whole lot more interesting.

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Red Velvet Cheesecake

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Since Pampers is one of the most common diaper brands, wouldn’t they be the “ordinary diapers” they compare themselves against?

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Daffy Floppy

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Went old school today.

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Michael Bay trying to make a soufflé.

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The morning lineup.

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Are capers named after capers or are capers named after capers?

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Negotiating for the sunny spot.

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This is about as embarrassing as it gets for gophers.

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A drenched-in-sweat-after-mowing-the-hell-out-of-that-yard selfie. Where’s the beer?

A drenched-in-sweat-after-mowing-the-hell-out-of-that-yard selfie. Where’s the beer?

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"Well, I should let you go." is phone code for "…but I’m going to keep on talking for another fifteen minutes."

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Real men eat quiche.