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He’s the cock of the walk, baby.

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Breaking news: Jenny McCarthy manages to contract smallpox.

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Monday knows what it is.

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♫ Trees release me, let me go…

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Cricket seems pleased I’m home.

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"That doesn’t look like a Buick."

- some grandmother poking at a nest of spiders
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Birgit realized too late that her new dress was so short that everyone could see her mus.

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Then why did the doctor call this an analgesic!?

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To get an accordionist to smile for a photo, just ask them to say “Squeeze!”

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IKEA staff training for this year’s Black Friday.

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"What?"

- Pete Townshend
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Dagfinn was always very popular with the ladies.

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I would buy a Heath/Skor-based breakfast cereal.

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The undisputed most-intense Norwegian Black Metal band of all time is still going strong.

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Ingmar liked big rumpor and he could not lie.