Producer of peculiar, prodigious + pedestrian portents. Also creative director, concept cowboy + branding buckaroo for boonies-based ad agency. Giddyup, mofos.

Umm…

Umm…

Trevor Moore — What About Mouthwash?

inkytasty:

kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme:

fozmeadows:

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE
I CAN’T
*dies*

“It’s like I was saying, kids: don’t take shit off of anyone.”

This photo….
….this photo 0_o

Whuuuu?

inkytasty:

kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme:

fozmeadows:

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE

I CAN’T

*dies*

“It’s like I was saying, kids: don’t take shit off of anyone.”

This photo….

….this photo 0_o

Whuuuu?

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Source: nickholmes

Know your competition. 
Taco John’s at Qdoba Mexican Grill.

Know your competition.

Taco John’s at Qdoba Mexican Grill.

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The businessmen in the National Car Rental commercials are the type that frequently get kneed in the crotch at hotel bars.

dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

Hulk Wizard!

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Erbert & Gerbert’s Luna - turkey breast, tangy-sweet chili coleslaw, Swiss cheese, avocado & tomato.

Erbert & Gerbert’s Luna - turkey breast, tangy-sweet chili coleslaw, Swiss cheese, avocado & tomato.

♬ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

♬ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

So this crap still exists in the land of Pringles.

So this crap still exists in the land of Pringles.

Go home, rock. You’re drunk.

Go home, rock. You’re drunk.

A gorgeously-sad song. 

Richard Hawley — You Don’t Miss Your Water (Till Your River Runs Dry)

Toothpick snack!
Pepperoni, mozzarella, Gedney Zingers and pickled garlic.

Toothpick snack!

Pepperoni, mozzarella, Gedney Zingers and pickled garlic.

“Who wants to help with the yard work? Anyone? Vixen? No? How ‘bout you, Cricket? No?”

“Who wants to help with the yard work? Anyone? Vixen? No? How ‘bout you, Cricket? No?”

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!  
Thanks for not returning me for a refund.

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!  

Thanks for not returning me for a refund.

A cliff face cliff face.

A cliff face cliff face.