January 2011
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“Ack.”
– Bill the Cat
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I walked into a tree,
For I was texting at the time.
Restaurants of the Week
Ruby Tuesday®
Hump Day Dumpty’s®
W.T.F. Thursday’s®
T.G.I Friday’s®
Saturday Night’s Alright For Biting®
Sunday Bloody Sunday’s®
Fuckin’ Monday®
Take a pill.
For like the last twenty evenings in a row or so, whenever I get home and go downstairs to the bathroom and do bathroomy things, a single roly-poly pill bug has emerged from a dark corner of the room and wandered out on the tile for me to catch and flush down the toilet.
In a way, I think this is their crustaceany version of a virgin volcano sacrifice — One must die so that the rest may live....
“♬ I believe it’s time for me to fry ♬”
– REO Chuckwagon
“Only the mediocre are always at their best.”
– Jean Giraudoux
“The only thing we have to fear is AUGH A SPIDER! GET IT! GET IT!”
– Franklin D. Roosevelt, arachnophobe
Watch I know what you’re wondering… “Gee. I wonder how Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are doing, career-wise?” Well, here ya go!
“wobbling with flavor”
– from a review for Alberta Springs Ten Year Old Canadian Rye Whisky. http://bit.ly/h68Oan Love it.
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“Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t...”
– The Simpsons
“♫ I twittered you some beer cuz my tractor threw a gear. Tweet! Whinny! Woof! ♫”
– country musician, still not quite getting Twitter
“That cat eats more than a barn full of ducks.”
– - my mom
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“I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
– Satan, using his Life Alert necklace.
