October 2010
28 posts
“Knobs? Where we’re going, we don’t need knobs.”
– - Back to the Future, Cabinet Edition
clang.
MoooooooooooooooOOOOO!
bumpidybumpidybumpidy
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MOOOMPH!
clang.
Man, I hate it when cows get on the roof.
“Thistles and tree leaves and voles. Oh my!”
– The Landscaper of Oz
I bet the worst part about being named Jamie is...
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“When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...”
– Cynthia Heimel
“Why just settle for cremation when you can have detonation!”
– - The Michael Bay Funeral Parlour
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Poor Jehovah’s Witness.
So close to being a Jeremiah’s Witness, hopping around drinking wine & spreading joy to the world.
“I like big barns and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can’t deny.”
– Obadiah Mix-A-Lot
“Everybody in the world has an asshole like J.R. in their lives.”
– Larry Hagman
“Time to make the donuts cry.”
– Prince at 4am, had he pursued a career at Dunkin’ Donuts instead of music.
“Flatulence. I has it.”
– - rejected DirecTV commercial
