Knobs? Where we’re going, we don’t need knobs.– - Back to the Future, Cabinet Edition
clang. MoooooooooooooooOOOOO! bumpidybumpidybumpidy ….. MOOOMPH! clang. Man, I hate it when cows get on the roof.
Thistles and tree leaves and voles. Oh my!– The Landscaper of Oz
I bet the worst part about being named Jamie is...
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...– Cynthia Heimel
Why just settle for cremation when you can have detonation!– - The Michael Bay Funeral Parlour
Poor Jehovah’s Witness. So close to being a Jeremiah’s Witness, hopping around drinking wine & spreading joy to the world.
I like big barns and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny.– Obadiah Mix-A-Lot
Everybody in the world has an asshole like J.R. in their lives.– Larry Hagman
Time to make the donuts cry.– Prince at 4am, had he pursued a career at Dunkin’ Donuts instead of music.
Flatulence. I has it.– - rejected DirecTV commercial