January 2010
41 posts
My Tumblr Toast
Happy new year, my friends,
be ye far off or closer.
As for Two Thousand Nine,
I say “Take off, you hoser!”
December 2009
29 posts
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have...”
– Groucho Marx
“Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth....”
– Frank Zappa
Trying to remember the Pfeffernüsse song...
“This holiday season, don’t be a putz,
make the dessert with pepper and nuts,
sumptin’ sumptin’ sumptin,
sumptin’ sumptin’ sumptin,
they’re small and round and hard as rocks,
it’s Christmastime so fill those socks!”
When you see somebody falling a great distance,...
1. They are attempting to fly, or at least slow their descent to a more survivable velocity.
2. They are hoping to grab onto something… anything to stop their fall.
3. They are hoping to grab and take as many people with them as possible.
“Here I come to shave the day!”
– Braunderdog (attributed, electric)
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
“I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when...”
– Terry Pratchett
