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If a thunderstorm is a “storm containing lightning caused by unstable atmospheric conditions”, why don’t we call it a lightning storm?

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A rare sighting of the elusive North Dakota centaur.

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Has anybody talked with Elsa about all those chlorofluorocarbons she’s releasing into the atmosphere?

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Most thought leaders turn out to be thought sinkers.

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♫ No bunny knows the trouble I’ve seen. No bunny knows my sorrow…

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What do beer and bunnies have in common?

Hops.

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I thought Supercross was a contest to see who could get the angriest.

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Buckle up.

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Make your pants sparkle, girls!

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A gal who has worked at Barnes & Noble for years just grabbed my arm and said “You don’t age!”

So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

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My last close relationship was with a wood tick back in 2007.

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On your mark… Get set… Oink!

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Get a rope.

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Cheese Peas