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Monday!? Didn’t we just have a Monday last week?

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There’s always money in the banana stand.

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Life is a plot hole.

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The pioneer kid was polite and didn’t kill Tyler. This time.

The pioneer kid was polite and didn’t kill Tyler. This time.

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Tyler shows a pioneer kid how a good ol’ hatchet job is done.

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You know you’ve waited too long to cut your lawn when the prevailing winds have carved waves into it.

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If your company’s Mystery Coupon is 10% off every single time you send me one, it’s not a Mystery Coupon.

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Double, double toil and trouble.

Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Ramen of the noodle make?

In the caldron boil and bake.

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There’s no helping this hamburger.

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From the fine people who brought you the Red Ryder BB Gun…

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Wear your sunscreen, kids.

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Apple core…

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Cherry-dipped frozen cheesecake on a stick. Yay, fair food!

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Crab fritters at the North Dakota State Fair. I hope they’re not like prairie oysters.

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"Taco John’s needs your feedback on lime juice." 

Can’t I just use paper or email it?