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Thalidomide Thursday was a bad idea.

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I wonder if I’ll ever be burdened with the horrible affliction called wealth?

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Rice, the official potato of Pilafia.

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Congratulations to douchenozzle du jour  on blatantly ripping off one of my more well-known tweets.

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Just because you don’t value something doesn’t mean it doesn’t have value.

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Abomination or blue raspberry creme Hostess Twinkie?

Either way, it should not be.

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The hotel front desk person and I have very different definitions of “essential toiletry item”.

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Do ear mites have ears?

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Aimee Mann - Labrador

(Jon Hamm alert)

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The New Pornographers - Moves

Holy cameos, Batman!

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You ever get the feeling you were a waitress in a cocktail bar?

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Comfort food: hash & eggs

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Early unmade version of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” [Paul Reubens, Darrell Van Citters, Disney 1983]

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Egyptians have mummy issues.

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This plush bird looks a tad anxious.