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Advertorials — the worst of both worlds

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"Baby, I’ll be your friend with fringe benefits."

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What if the identity theft prevention companies are the ones stealing all the identities?

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Life is good when the fourth flavor is the worst of the four, yet it’s still delicious.

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I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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Meanwhile, Batman’s dry cleaner starts to become a tad suspicious.

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Somewhere there’s a guy eagerly awaiting his first free webinar.

Sucker.

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There’s cheese and there’s steak, but it’s not quite cheesesteak.

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You can’t go glamping without Versace mosquito repellant.

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Rings of Onion

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Every time a Mac user presses F14, a Navy pilot is ejected from their airplane.

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mrp2:

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

Lol

Jurassic Kitten

(via alldayanyday)

Source: khanandkittens
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Ladies.

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Gatorade is Kool-Aid with salt.

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TGIG 

(pint 3 of 4)